A Head's Up

 I will be in the woods northwest of the quarry from 12:30 until 2:00pm practicing agility at very high speeds. Unless it is an emergency matter, please keep your distance until I am done -- I do not wish to explain to Summers or Xavier how I happened to run over any of the students or staff.

Attention Literature students

 Your textbooks arrived today. Feel free to pick them up any time between now and the start of the next term.

Also, the next person to appear uninvited in my room will be leaving through the window.* I may not bother to open it first.

*Unless you are a devastatingly attractive man, late twenties or older, with abdominals that score at least a four on the Mohs scale, in which case, I may be willing to negotiate.