A Head's Up

[x_northstar]

 I will be in the woods northwest of the quarry from 12:30 until 2:00pm practicing agility at very high speeds. Unless it is an emergency matter, please keep your distance until I am done -- I do not wish to explain to Summers or Xavier how I happened to run over any of the students or staff.

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[info]x_wasp
2008-12-08 09:39 pm UTC (link)
So... what about people who aren't students or staff? You OK with explaining one of those?

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[info]x_cynosure
2008-12-08 11:59 pm UTC (link)
I am certain I could successfully hide the body and concoct a plausible alibi before such a person was missed.

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[info]x_copycat
2008-12-09 01:12 am UTC (link)
Try not to give the kids too many brilliant ideas, there.

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[info]x_cynosure
2008-12-09 02:41 am UTC (link)
I think you are right. Next thing you know, they will have me teaching home ec.

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[info]x_copycat
2008-12-09 02:44 am UTC (link)
Personally, I think you'd be darling in an apron. Particularly a frilly one. With flowers. Bright yellow.

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[info]x_cynosure
2008-12-09 02:55 am UTC (link)
For your information, all of my aprons are stark and manly and would be stained with blood, sweat, and gravy if I didn't have a decent laundromat within reach.

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[info]x_copycat
2008-12-09 03:03 am UTC (link)
Yes, of course they are. I believe you. 100%. You've got one frilly one, don't you? You can admit it. I won't judge.

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[info]x_cynosure
2008-12-09 03:05 am UTC (link)
I do not and you know that is a filthy lie. Shame.

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[info]x_copycat
2008-12-09 03:16 am UTC (link)
Not if I manage to sneak one into one of your drawers...

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[info]x_wildchild
2008-12-09 05:35 am UTC (link)
You know, I hear you make a pretty mean turkey gumbo*, and you did deep-fry a turkey without either of us getting caught on fire.

*Which I haven't tried, but only because spicy = ow ow pain for me. It's the senses thing. I don't eat anyone's gumbo, so it's nothing personal against you, just against capiscin.