Jean-Paul Beaubier (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
x_northstar) wrote2008-12-08 04:56 pm
x_northstar) wrote2008-12-08 04:56 pm
Attention Literature students
Your textbooks arrived today. Feel free to pick them up any time between now and the start of the next term.
Also, the next person to appear uninvited in my room will be leaving through the window.* I may not bother to open it first.
*Unless you are a devastatingly attractive man, late twenties or older, with abdominals that score at least a four on the Mohs scale, in which case, I may be willing to negotiate.
Also, the next person to appear uninvited in my room will be leaving through the window.* I may not bother to open it first.
*Unless you are a devastatingly attractive man, late twenties or older, with abdominals that score at least a four on the Mohs scale, in which case, I may be willing to negotiate.