This is just wrong...

[x_northstar]

The army of killer pythons making their way north was not particularly alarming.

The virgin births in sharks and komodo dragons were actually amusing.

But how am I supposed to sleep nights knowing that this is out there?

I'm staying in my room for the rest of the year, I think. I'll mail out the lecture notes.

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[info]x_courier
2009-03-31 03:51 am UTC (link)
That's ghastly. You're all conspiring to make sure I never sleep again, aren't you?

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[info]x_cynosure
2009-03-31 04:05 am UTC (link)
Sleep is overrated. I'm sure we can get by fine without it.

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[info]x_courier
2009-03-31 04:07 am UTC (link)
I hope so, because I'm fairly sure there's no way I'll be sleeping tonight. Again.

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[info]x_jubilee
2009-03-31 05:34 am UTC (link)
I could always feed you popcorn and we can watch cheesy zombie movies.

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(no subject) - [info]x_scarletwitch, 2009-03-31 08:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]x_jubilee, 2009-04-01 01:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]x_scarletwitch, 2009-04-01 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]x_jubilee, 2009-04-01 01:56 am UTC

[info]x_wildchild
2009-03-31 03:56 am UTC (link)
Dude. DUDE. Why do you even know about that? I mean, how do you find stuff like that? Who uses the google to find like "fucking creepy fish parasite tongue thing"?

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[info]x_cynosure
2009-03-31 04:04 am UTC (link)
It seems I have an ex who still thinks of me occasionally.

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[info]x_wildchild
2009-03-31 04:04 am UTC (link)
And by thinks, you totally mean "wants to terrify and give you nightmares' right?

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[info]x_cynosure
2009-03-31 04:06 am UTC (link)
That would be an adequate description, yes.

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(no subject) - [info]x_wildchild, 2009-03-31 04:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]x_cynosure, 2009-03-31 04:14 am UTC

[info]x_diamondlil
2009-03-31 04:03 am UTC (link)
Where the fuck do you even find this shit?!? Seriously. Gross.

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[info]x_cynosure
2009-03-31 04:04 am UTC (link)
See above.

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[info]x_diamondlil
2009-03-31 04:06 am UTC (link)
Fuck. What the hell did you do to your ex? Nevermind, don't want to know.

Though, I'm totally saving it to forward to Maddy next time I get pissed off.

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[info]x_cynosure
2009-03-31 04:09 am UTC (link)
Two answers to this: one I believe crosses the lines concerning what we're suppose to discuss on the public journals, and the other will cost you the price of a decent lunch.

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(no subject) - [info]x_diamondlil, 2009-03-31 04:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]x_cynosure, 2009-03-31 04:15 am UTC
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[info]x_rictor
2009-03-31 04:11 am UTC (link)
On the other hand. If your tongue WAS replaced by a crab, if you ever got really hungry... Well. Crab is good for you, yes?

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[info]x_wildchild
2009-03-31 04:15 am UTC (link)
http://store.valvesoftware.com/productshowcase/productshowcase_HL2HeadCrabHat!.html

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[info]x_rictor
2009-03-31 04:16 am UTC (link)
Not even a headcrab dude. I mean, if your teeth can't get to it you can always use one of those mallets they give you at seafood restaurants.

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[info]x_wildchild
2009-03-31 04:17 am UTC (link)
Dude, those mallets are the only good reason to not get crabs in their shells. I love those things.

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(no subject) - [info]x_rictor, 2009-03-31 04:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]x_wildchild, 2009-03-31 04:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]x_rictor, 2009-03-31 04:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]x_wallflower_, 2009-03-31 04:32 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]x_wallflower_, 2009-03-31 04:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]x_cypher, 2009-03-31 04:35 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]x_cypher, 2009-03-31 04:44 am UTC

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[info]x_kaminari
2009-03-31 04:45 am UTC (link)
~Translated from Japanese~

But if your tongue was a crab it would...

oh, wait.

~Translated from Japanese~

Eigo de kaitaraba, dareka okote iru...

Moshi, Julio no shita kane ni nattaraba, Nori nakashii ni naru.

Edited at 2009-03-31 04:54 am UTC

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[info]x_rictor
2009-03-31 04:55 am UTC (link)
Yakusoku, Nori wa itsudemonai fumanga arimasu.


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(no subject) - [info]x_kaminari, 2009-03-31 04:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]x_rictor, 2009-03-31 05:09 am UTC
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[info]x_empath
2009-03-31 04:38 am UTC (link)
You have just killed my appetite for seafood. Thank you.

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[info]x_cynosure
2009-03-31 09:03 pm UTC (link)
I try my humble best.

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[info]x_scorpion
2009-03-31 06:56 am UTC (link)
Looks tasty. Where can you buy some?

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[info]x_dryad
2009-03-31 11:57 am UTC (link)
That is SO COOL!

I mean on the one hand the tongue is gone, which could prove to be problematic, but the Cymothoa exigua uses itself to replace it. The fact that it recognizes that it needs to snapper to survive and doesn't just leave the fish without a tongue is... complete genius!

Oh nature, you are so wonderful.

On a happier note, a South African plant they thought to be extinct was rediscovered.

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[info]x_pressive
2009-03-31 06:27 pm UTC (link)
Don't give head to snappers. Problem solved!

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[info]x_cynosure
2009-03-31 06:44 pm UTC (link)
Good advice in general, I would say. Have we met?

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[info]x_pressive
2009-03-31 06:46 pm UTC (link)
It's advice by which I base my own life. Blowing snappers is never good.

Well, I know of you, but I don't think we've ever met out of this blogosphere. I'm one of Betsy's lackeys over at Snow Valley.