Jean-Paul Beaubier (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
x_northstar) wrote2004-07-16 04:01 pm
x_northstar) wrote2004-07-16 04:01 pm
My cat is a delinquent
Nathan, guess who just staggered in the door? Your bird. My cat. They look like they've been out drinking. Delphine's fur is sticking up in places and Bella is serenading her in Italian. Sounds like La Traviata...
...I just patted them down. I found a catnip leaf stuck under Bella's wing, they're both covered in pollen, and there's grape juice stains on Delphine's paws.
This is why I don't have children of my own. I'm a bad parent. A terrible example. Where did I go wrong?
...I just patted them down. I found a catnip leaf stuck under Bella's wing, they're both covered in pollen, and there's grape juice stains on Delphine's paws.
This is why I don't have children of my own. I'm a bad parent. A terrible example. Where did I go wrong?
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[info]x_cable
2004-07-16 07:42 pm UTC (link)
I apologize wholeheartedly for my bird, Paul. I'm sure she was the one who did the corrupting.
I'll come and fetch her.
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[info]x_vega
2004-07-16 07:50 pm UTC (link)
They grow up so fast! Only yesterday she was a little bitty kitten who wouldn't do things like run off with other pets. *sigh* Maybe I should reconsider the cat-door?